Women wear heels now so we don’t have to step in the blood of our enemies
Reblogging for that comment
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise
Anyone who tries to convince you otherwise obviously wasn’t watching the same show.
This must be the most beautiful DIY tutorial I have ever seen. And it so happens to be in style of this weekend. Found on Ulicam, a very nice blog by Ulrika Kestere, photographer and illustrator. For the whole tutorial and lot’s of inspiration, click here.
Get To Know Me: [1/5] favorite musical artists » Lady Gaga
"I have no idea what you will receive to be shocking. I might think it looks like an ethereal spiritual transcendent moment and you’ll think I’m totally crazy or I’m out of my mind but, you know, that’s why I’m the artist and you’re the public"
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
"The earth laughs in flowers."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson.